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I gave a PS5 to my girlfriend..
I consoled her. She was crying.
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People say that I am self-centred
But that's enough about them.
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I wrote a sequel to the movie "Airplane"
It never took off, the pilot was terrible.
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I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?" I replied, "Exactly!"
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas!
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
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Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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I was fired from a bank.
When a woman asked me to check her balance, I pushed her over.
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What's the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?
Wild Twerky
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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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My friend told me he was Jewish.
I was like, “No way!” And he was like, “Yahweh.”
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You know what actually makes me smile?
My Facial muscles
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I have an old calculator that’s missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
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What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?
I feel good from my head tomatoes.
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I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
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My name’s David, but my Chinese friends call me Dawei.
I guess that’s just dawei it is.
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My blind friend was left by his deaf wife.
He didn't see the signs.
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Why was dumbo sad?
He felt irrelephant.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work!
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Three candies you'll find in every school: Nerds, DumDums, and Smarties.
One you'll hear in any classroom: Snickers.
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People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
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I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
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Why do some people post long jokes here??
This isn't where they be long.
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What do you call 2 crows?
Attempted murder.
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
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Do you think..
Earth makes fun of other planets for having no life?!
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What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?
Seizure salad
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!
Psychiatrist: Sit over there. I'll deal with you later!
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What do you call an insect born without a mouth?
A mute ant.
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