The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I gave a PS5 to my girlfriend..

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I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.

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What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

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Dad jokes are at all all-time high during quarantine times

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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

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Why did the farmer win an award?

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Educated people are hot

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How do you feed 1000 people with one loaf of bread?

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When my wife was still pregnant I used to say

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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

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I find bone puns very

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My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled

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Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.

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A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet

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What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

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My teacher told me I would never be any good at Poetry because of my dyslexia....

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What do you call a short mexican?

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A photon checks into a hotel, and the bellhop says, "Can I get your bags for you?"

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I love going outdoors...

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I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.

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Puns leave me numb.

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Soccer striker: I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself.

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Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?

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Why did the wolf meditate?

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A man I know brings cheese from home to put on his fast food burgers instead of paying extra.

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What's the difference between a baseball hitter and a skydiver?

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Did you hear about the twins who got an apartment together?

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If I had to rate our solar system

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What does Pac-Man eat with his chips?

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Dad to his daughter: "Never forget, sweetie, you're unique,