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What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

How did Luke get around while on Endor?

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I just found out Canada isn’t real

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb

Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?

I’ve just won a few hands in poker.

What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?

So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,

It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.

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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…

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Girlfriend selling her Audi.. “ok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

What do you call 52 pieces of bread?

What training do you need to become a garbage collector

What did the banana say to the judge?

I forgot where I threw my boomerang.

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Daughter: Where are the Himalayas?

Previous Dates

What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

How did Luke get around while on Endor?

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I just found out Canada isn’t real

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb

Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?

I’ve just won a few hands in poker.

What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?

So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,

It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.

While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...

What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…

Rated

Girlfriend selling her Audi.. “ok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

What do you call 52 pieces of bread?

What training do you need to become a garbage collector

What did the banana say to the judge?

I forgot where I threw my boomerang.

I need a new butt

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