The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

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I have some happy childhood memories of my dad putting us inside tires and rolling us downhill.

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I buy my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."

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Dad: Sorry, but I only know how to make two dishes: meat loaf and apple pie.