Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
My wife got me an alarm clock out of the blue.
I was alarmed.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
What's the one thing a homeless man can't be?
A homebody.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!" The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My mum didn't like my report card. She said "I want more A's".
I said okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
I don't trust these trees
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
