Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
Why did the pencil get flushed down the toilet?
It was a #2!
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
1
I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Why is 19 afraid of 20?
Because they got in a fight once and 21.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
What do thieves make their weapons from?
Steal.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close