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What is black and white and red all over?
An injured penguin.
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A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep." The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep."
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I can count on one hand how many times I've visited Chernobyl
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