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Today, I accidentally played dad instead of dead when a bear was running at me
He can now ride a bike without training wheels
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I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."
That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.
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Me and my wife were perfectly happy for 28 years
And then we met each other.
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My therapist just told me that I have serious trouble verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
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