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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.

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My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.

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My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.' I asked, 'Which is?'

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