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The name of next year is literally
2020 won
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
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I wanted to impress my friends, so I learned how to improve my guitar skills.
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