Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
My jackass husband just hit me with this one. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
You stop pretending.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
1
I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
REVEAL ANSWER
2
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...
5 beers please
REVEAL ANSWER
1
If I had a dime every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be like,
"Why is everyone giving me all these dimes?"
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close