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I’ve lost my scapegoat.

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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

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When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.

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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?