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I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed, "Does anyone know CPR??"

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My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.

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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.

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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.