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An apple, a banana, and an orange were on the high dive. Only the banana wouldn't jump. Why?

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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

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Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!" The other asks, "Are you sure?"