Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
Did you hear about the twins who got an apartment together?
Before they were roommates they were wombmates.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad?
Kid: Things are always marked down after Christmas.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot.
It got so bad we had to take his scooter away.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My wife said to me, 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?'
I said, 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Did you hear about the marble statue that left her husband?
She was tired of being taken for granite.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house
but the kids still get in.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Teenager's dad: Have her back by 8:15.
Daughter's boyfriend: The middle of august? Great!
REVEAL ANSWER
‹
1
2
...
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
...
392
393
›
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
