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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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My wife always always skips a letter when she sings the alphabet.
And she never says Y.
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What did the hippie tell his friend who said he couldn't stay on his couch anymore?
"Namaste."
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Our family is like a fine cheese.
We get funkier with age.
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Dad: Sorry, but I only know how to make two dishes: meat loaf and apple pie.
Kid: Which one is this?
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What does a panda fry its bamboo in?
A pan, duh.
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
"Where's Popcorn?"
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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