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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.

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What did the doctor say to his patient that wanted to do his own stitches?

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What is Santa’s religion?

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So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,