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Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
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What do you call someone who tells Dad jokes, but isn't a Dad?
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A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep." The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep."
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My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
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