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Who writes nursery rhymes and squeezes oranges?

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Altoids?

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On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”

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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.