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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime.
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said: "Sure, knock yourself out!"
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My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.” I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
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