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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says "Spit out your gum," and the train says "Choo choo choo!"
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Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
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A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
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