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What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?

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Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house

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Why does seaguls live by the sea?

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.