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What did the calculator say to the depressed student?

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Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

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Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards, sir.

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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”