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What did fridge say when asked 'any hot drinks?'?

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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

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A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep." The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep."

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An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.