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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.

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It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.

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I played my dad in chess yesterday.

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My one friend told me that even though I decorate the church for the holidays...