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There was a robbery at the Apple Store today.

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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.

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My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office.