The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.

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A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks,

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My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.

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My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.”