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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

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I quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big or strong enough.

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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.