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What does a house wear?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What do you call a pony with a soar throat?

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

How does the ocean say hello?

I changed my iPod name to Titanic.

How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

I'm a catholic

How do mountains see?

When I was born I was so surprised,

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant

3 unwritten rules of life...

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

Why couldn't the computer take his hat off?

Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

You have to act quickly during a flood.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

I would do a steak joke..

Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”

Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?

I knew I shouldn't have had the sea food.

My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.

How do you know if a sniper likes you?

I made a graph showing my past relationships..

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

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Daughter: Where are the Himalayas?

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Daughter: Where are the Himalayas?

Previous Dates

What does a house wear?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What do you call a pony with a soar throat?

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

How does the ocean say hello?

I changed my iPod name to Titanic.

How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

I'm a catholic

How do mountains see?

When I was born I was so surprised,

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant

3 unwritten rules of life...

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

Why couldn't the computer take his hat off?

Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

You have to act quickly during a flood.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

I would do a steak joke..

Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”

Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?

I knew I shouldn't have had the sea food.

My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.

How do you know if a sniper likes you?

I made a graph showing my past relationships..

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

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Daughter: Where are the Himalayas?

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