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I don't trust these trees
They seem kind of shady
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I ordered a book of puns last week,
but i didn't get it.
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What do women and google have in common?
They don't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
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What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs!
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The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.
She's still not talking to me.
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What is the Devil's favorite spice?
Sinnamon
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What do you call a group of security guards in front of the Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
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I asked my wife to pick up a pumpkin to make pumpkin pie. When she said she couldn't find one at the store, I told her,
"I guess our plans are squashed."
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I don't like anti-maskers
They make me sick
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What did the doctor say to his patient that wanted to do his own stitches?
Suture self.
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Dad jokes are the best and heres why
why
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My girlfriend likes to take the stairs but I prefer taking the elevator
I guess we were raised defferently.
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If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it!
It's SPAM
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No one: literally no one:
0,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0
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What did the undertaker say when he realized he'd buried the wrong coffin?
I've made a grave mistake
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It is okay if you don’t know what “prefix” means.
It’s not the end of the word.
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I'm not fat.
Just horizontally tall.
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Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
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Shout out to the people wondering
what the opposite of “in” is.
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When do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full.
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I changed my iPhone name to Titanic.
It’s syncing now.
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What do you call a caveman's fart?
A blast from the past
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
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What does BOAT stand for?
Bust out another thousand.
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My addiction to Helium is out of control, but...
No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
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I left $100 in my suit jacket at the dry cleaners.
Unfortunately when I went to get it back, they were shut down for money laundering.
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My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”
I said, “Well, they were separated at birth.”
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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My wife and I have decided we don't want kids.
The kids don't seem happy.
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What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.
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