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I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
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An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
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I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
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What rapper is in a toolbox?
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy

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