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I never let my kid watch an orchestra on TV.
There's just too much sax and violins.
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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The nomads.
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