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I just realized Vampires don't exist in Africa.
Vampires can be killed by Holy Water, and they bless the rains down in Africa.
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What weighs more? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese?
A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.
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How come you can’t starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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