Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
7
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
He just didn’t cut it.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
-1
I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
REVEAL ANSWER
-1
The entire purpose of shinbones is so that
we can find trailer hitches in the dark,
REVEAL ANSWER
1
I’ve just been diagnosed as color blind.
I know, it really came out of the purple.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
I left $100 in my suit jacket at the dry cleaners.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close