The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Driver: Officer, are you actually crying while writing my ticket?

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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll a joint.

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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.

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I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.