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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What exactly happened before The Big Bang?”

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Me: Hey dad, what’s up?

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I asked my wife to pick up a pumpkin to make pumpkin pie. When she said she couldn't find one at the store, I told her,

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Someone asked if I was Russian.