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As my Dad used to say, “when one door closes, another one opens.”

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

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What concert only costs $0.45?

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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.