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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
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