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There are two seasons in Canada:
winter, and poor snowmobiling season.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Desdemona. Desdemona who?
Desdemona Lisa still hang in the Louvre?
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Why did the octopus blush?
She saw the ocean's bottom.
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Why does Waldo always wear stripes?
He's afraid of getting spotted.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it, and five to sing about how good the old one was.
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I forgot where I threw my boomerang.
Oh. . . it's coming back to me now!
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After a fish was arrested for swimming without a license, he eventually posted bail.
Relieved, he said, "I'm off the hook!"
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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