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What kind of sickness does a martial artist get?
Kung flu.
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Tom Cruise made a movie about cooking.
It's called A Few Good Menus.
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What's the difference between a baseball hitter and a skydiver?
The baseball player goes "smack!...ARGH!" A skydiver goes "ARGH!...smack!"
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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naaaa. Ba-na-na-naaaaa.
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What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
"Give me my quarterback!"
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What does BOAT stand for?
Bust out another thousand.
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Where does an electric cord go to shop?
An outlet mall.
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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