The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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They'll never win a war on drugs.

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How can you identify a proctologist?

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I'm a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,

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Two psychiatrists pass each other on the street.

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Madison. Madison who?

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I have been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I can't remember 80's bands.

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Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off?