The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I used to have a fear of hurdles,

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Recently I was told that I'm color blind.

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You know you're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling...

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Somebody said that my father is older than dirt.

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Doctor: How's that kid who swallowed the half-dollar?

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Venice. Venice who?

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Lying about my age is easier