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What happened to the pirate who couldn't pee?
He became irate.
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I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey.
But then I turned myself down.
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Why did the blind lady fall into the well?
Because she couldn't see that well.
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Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
Someone on the other side could still walk.
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We're opening a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks of the year
and then turn into a bar for the rest of it.
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I think my favorite part of going to the gym
is judging other people.
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When people ask me if I exercise, I tell them I do crunches every day.
Cap'n Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Nestle Crunch...
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