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What do you call a pony with a soar throat?
A little hoarse.
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 25 years.
I told him I'm not going back until he's ready to start doing it for real.
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Patient: Doctor,, my hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: What about a shoebox?
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Refusing to go to the gym
counts as resistance training.
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Why didn't anyone say anything when the king farted?
It was a noble gas.
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Mary had a little lamb.
She's not a vegan anymore.
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Many people have decent hand-eye coordination.
But pirates have good eye-eye coordination.
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Why did the Muffin go to the doctor?
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